Advertising Transcript - 'Image Consultants'
MATE: I never seem to really hit it off with women.
JAMES: Well, you’re not going to looking like that... You need to be more like me... Stylish, King of Cool... Trust me...
JAMES: ‘Re: Style’ Image Consultants? My friend really, really needs your help.
SFX: Doorbell.
JAMES: Let me do the talking...
BOTH CONSULTANTS: Hi...yes...Nice shirt...like it...
PATRICIA: Right, well, oh dear... I can see what you’re after but green is so not your colour...
POLLY: And that beard, just, well, its just got to go...hasn’t it...
VO: Yellow Pages “Whatever you want, just Yell.”