Advertising Transcript - 'Train'
Boss: So the wheels on the train don’t go round?
Bink: No. Not exactly.
Boss: Not at all in fact?
Bink: No. Not at all.
Boss: But they do come off.
Bink: (Brightly) Yes!
Boss: Revealing a series of deadly spikes.
Bink: (Crestfallen) Yes.
Boss: On this train aimed at one-to-three year olds.
Bink: Yes.
Boss: And the paint flakes off.
Bink: Yes. Apparently we put too much lead in it.
Boss: How much lead was supposed to be in it?
Bink: Well none obviously, ‘cause it’s for kids.
Boss: And how many did you make?
Bink: (Brightening again) Oh we stopped the run early!
Boss: How early?
Bink: We didn’t make the last six.
Boss: But you did make the first 499,994?
Bink: (Long pause) Yes.
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