Advertising Transcript - 'B and B'
COUPLE WALKING
WOMAN: I can’t believe you were such a coward that you ran away from a cow!
MAN: Hang on, we ran away, and anyway there was three of them, and they all looked annoyed..
WOMAN: Yeah, well, cows are like that, very moo-dy! Ha!
MAN: I’m sorry, that’s terrible!
WOMAN: No, I’ve got worse…
THEY SIT DOWN
WOMAN: Ah, it’s lovely here.. why don’t we book a B & B and stay till tomorrow?
MAN: We don’t even know where that pub is that you’re looking for, what is it, the Duke of….. something?
WOMAN: ..Argyll
MAN: .. Duke of Argyll, let alone a B & B.
WOMAN: Wait there (USES MOBILE PHONE)
MAN: Who are you phoning?
WOMAN: I’m calling for help.
YELL CENTRE
OPERATOR: Good afternoon Yellow Pages 118 247 how may I help you?
WOMAN: Hello, I’m looking for a pub called The Duke of Argyll.
OPERATOR: OK, can you confirm where that pub is located and I’ll check the details for you?
WOMAN: It’s near Bray in Berkshire.
OPERATOR: OK, I’m just searching The Duke of Argyll in Bray, Berkshire… I have the number here for The Duke of Argyll on London Road?
WOMAN (TO MAN): They’ve found it!
MAN: Ask them if it’s any good.
OPERATOR: I have additional information, it has a four day menu, real fireplaces and a separate TV lounge bar, shall I connect you?
WOMAN: No, er I need some other information.
OPERATOR: OK that’s fine I’ll just text you The Duke of Argyll’s number.
WOMAN: That’s great!
OPERATOR: Is there anything else I can help you with?
WOMAN: Yeah, actually, we’re looking for a B & B in the same area.
OPERATOR: OK, there’s Amwell Farm Bed & Breakfast..
WOMAN: It’s a silly question, but do you know what it’s like?
OPERATOR: Yeah, I can help you with that, is there anything specific you require?
WOMAN: Double bed ensuite if possible.
OPERATOR: OK I can search those requirements for you…yes, Amwell Farm Bed & Breakfast has a four star rating with ensuite and double bedrooms, shall I connect you?
WOMAN: Yeah, please.
OPERATOR: OK, calls are connected at just 14 pence per minute from most landlines.
B & B RECEPTION: Hello, Amwell Farm Bed & Breakfast?
OPERATOR: Hello, this is Yellow Pages 118 247 connecting a customer for you, please go ahead.
B & B: Oh! Thank you!
WOMAN: Hello, um, I was wondering if it’s possible to book a room for tonight?
THE COUPLE ARRIVE
MAN: Hey, it looks quite nice…. You rang?…
WOMAN: Hello, we called about the room for tonight?
B & B: Oh yes of course, do come in..
MAN: Hi there…Looks lovely.
B & B: Thank you.