Advertising Transcript - 'Party Planner - Statue'
Open on ancient Rome being re-created in the grounds of an English mansion. Inside Marcus is being fitted with a gladiator suit. He’s very self-conscious in his revealing leather outfit and short skirt. Fresno looks on. A title comes up as he appears on screen reading MARCUS’ ROMAN PARTY BY FRESNO.
FRESNO: Party planning is an art Carrie, and I am an artist.
MARCUS: I DON’T WANT TO BE A ROMAN! I WANT TO BE THAT!
Marcus sulks. He points to the TV showing MTV Base.
MARCUS: I want a bling bling, wild party……..
FRESNO: Great! (through clenched teeth)
MARCUS: ……I want a golden tooth, I want crumping babes, I want more bling than you can shake a pheasant at.
FRESNO: I’ve got it! A harlem gangsta block party…Right here! Get rid of those columns, get rid of this rug
He flings open the French doors and leads them outside and outlines his vision.
FRESNO: WELCOME TO HARLEMSHIRE!! We’re gonna get 110th street over there…
Cut to Carrie typing a search into Yell ‘Rappers’. We see the search titles RAPPERS, GOLD TEETH, U.S. CARS, GRAFFITI appear on screen.
FRESNO: …I want the Gangstas up from 82nd street right here..
CARRIE: … and the small matter of Julius Caesar?..…
FRESNO: Just Newyorkifi him.
Music and Time wipe device
Cut to a few hours later. The statue of Caesar has been transformed, albeit crudely into the statue of liberty. Ice cream cones form the crown, a bed sheet covers him and he holds a lamp in one hand and a book in the other. A painter paints him/her green. The Yell Search Titles appear next to the relevant part:CURTAINS, LAMPS, ICE CREAM CONES.
Cut to a close up of Carrie and Fresno outside the Mansion looking on at their work on the statue.
FRESNO: Carrie, I just don’t know how I do it…Fresno is a genius
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